Caller : Hello ,can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes , you can speak to me.
Caller : No , I want speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm am Sam Wan (someone).And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I now you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well...just tell my sister Annie Wan(anyone) that our brother Noel one(no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan(no one) got injured and now Noel Wan(no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now,Avery Wan(everyone) is one his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find the hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee(sorry)
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry.Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names :
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This is hilarious ...
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names :
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monice Cheng => Touching you buttock (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan =>Frying Eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Ta => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)